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This is the first episode in my series called The Food Wars.
It all started on a rainy Friday. The date also happened to be 06-06-2006,but that's not important.
Anyways, there was this weird and crazy scientist named Obbo. Being crazy and all he tried to start two new civilizations. The first was created from Spam, a very popular meat biproduct, these creatures were called the Spamiards...not to be confused with the people from Spain, the Spaniards. The second was created from Gumbo, heh heh...he said Gumbo, and the creatures were called Beets...don't ask.
After a few years he noticed that they had advanced a lot faster that the humans, so he felt intimidated and made tem stat the "bum bum bum!!!" FOOD WAR!!! "Gasp!" Now you're wondering, how the hell did this guy convince these creatures to fight each other. Well it just so happens, while he was observing his creatures, his friend Efnot created a shrink ray and a universal translator, and this is from a guy who got a degree in cooking through one of those mail in dealies. Definition of dealies: Things that I don't know what they are. Anywho, he went down to both of the civilizations and told them that the other civilization was plotting against them and threatening to take away their Jisso supply, yet again...don't ask.
Then he goes and builds a huge shiny robot and cleared out an area in Canada for the two civilizations to fight. He put the shrink ray on "Reverse Mode" and made them human size. Then they started the "bum bum bum!!!" FOOD WAR!!! "Gasp!" After killing the remaining Canadians they started their big fancy war. They fought with pointy sticks and shiny guns. MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!The Spamiards fought bravely but lost to the mighty Beets and their shiny guns. Soon after they killed all the Canadians and took over Canada. Then they renamed it Gumbonia...don't ask. Soon they advanced down America's costal waters and traveled to Mexico and nuked it until it was one big nuclear crater.
MWHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
